you say beefsteak, i say bistek!

chairdrobe -The art of piling clothes on a chair to be used in place of a closet or dresser. If a chair is not available one can always defer to a floordrobe. ayan ang makikita nyo sa baler namin.pero it's not limited to pieces of clothing ha, pati bags towel, pinagpawisang damit, bimpo, bagong laba, tubal and what have yous .

textpectation -The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message. yan ang feeling ng atat na atat sa reply galing sa tinext kahit pa forwarded lang naman ang tinext mo.

mouse potato -Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games. yan ang drama mo pag RD na wala kang anda to go malling.

flirtationship -When you regularly flirt with an acquaintance or friend but do no more. you might try this as a pastime o pag napapansin mong walang nakakapansin sa yo kahit ano pang effort ang gawin mo.

farticles - The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas. ito naman ang napakasamang maexperience sa elevator grrr.

text support - Advice, encouragement delivered via text... frequently related to dating and boss hating. Pronounced like tech support. kung madame curie ka at problematic si friendship, this is the best way to cheer them up (sabay sabing ay last text ko na to ha kasi la nako load...Godspeed friend..)

Shituation -n.: a bad situation, 2.: a dramatic, usually negative happening resulting in utter shit in one's life. malalaman mong may ganito ka pag di ka pa nagkakaregla after mong makipagsex sa limang lalaki 2 weeks ago (one each day). pwede ding maging result to ng Flirtationship pag di kayo nakapagpigil!

Textual relation- To engage in dirty talk with ones partner via text message. our modern version of the jurassic S.O.P. nung uso pa ang party line at wala pang texting hehehe

acoustic shave- the act of shaving with razor; not an electric shave; yan ang commonly practiced dito sa pinas using Gillette

Fornever- 1. Never occurring, nor having the potential to do so. 2. A seemingly non-existent period of time.
ex. Athena: Kailan kaya magiging kami ni Mark?
Maharot: ay athee tigeeeel, fornever na yan!!!

trisexual -the definition of someone who will "try" anything sexual. madalas tong mngayari sa mga mahilig maginom na ginagamit ang linyang "lasing lang ako nun, di ko alam ginagawa ko." hahaha

craXy -The X is for extra crazy.

Hobosexual -Adjective. The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one's own appearance

Sexile - To banish a roomate from the room/dorm/apartment for the purpose of engaging in intimate relations with one's significant other/sex partner.

Errorist - Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes. Says stuff he believes is true, but anyone with common sense can see he's wrong. in short-nagiimbento lang hahaha