you and me against the world

i'm hooked with nip/tuck recently and while watching, we saw a patient, montana, who has MPD or multiple personality disorder. we (athena and i) were laughing while one character comforts the other one regarding her "big" boobies. they (the 2 personalities) agreed that everything will be alright after the doctors operated on it. we then thought of the possibilities of us suffering from MPD and thought of names that we could use for our alter egos. here's mine:

morgan: the phlegmatic/confident

kurt/evie: the naughty twins

willow: the conservative/insecured

now, for fun let's make them talk to each other. i never had imaginary friends during childhood so why not start now hehehe

morgan: i'm bored...
kurt: why don't you piss your roomies off!
evie: yeah that would be fun. don't wash the dishes and leave your garbage everywhere.
willow: stop it. i dont wanna get into a fight.
morgan: that would be stressful. i hate stress. that's why i don't get into relationships, they're much too messy especially if you're not compatible.
evie: that's because you're a prude
willow: of course not im just reserved
evie: im not talking to you, boring bitch, shut up
willow: okay if you say so
morgan: well im in no condition to fall in love.
evie: why so? feeling inadequate?
willow: are you talking to me now?
evie: i wont waste my time on you
morgan: so it's me then you are talking to. i just don't want to waste my time on someone if he doesnt love me. i wont be a convenient part-time partner.
kurt: all guys want that kinda girl at one point
morgan: good news moron, it won't be me.
evie: c'mon, try it. so i can also share the quality time hihihi
morgan: i dont want men abusing me in any way. my kindness for instance..
evie: what kindness??? sorry to disillusion you but you're no lamb, dear. more of a tigress raaar
kurt: oooh bite me baby
morgan: scram! i have other things to do than entertain your theories.
evie: no! i wanna play first...lets have a game.
willow: can i join?
kurt: sure you're IT hahaha
morgan: scrabble? poker?
willow: millionaire's?
kurt: fusion frenzy!!! mortal combat!
evie: no, that's too generic. let's play spin the bottle hihihi
morgan: hmmm brilliant
kurt: why not truth or dare..
morgan: i get to choose!
willow: no personal questions please...
evie: as if! kurt first. who among your guy friends freak you out the most.
kurt: duh! they wont be my friends if they freak me out.
evie: ok you win. morgan, why are things always complicated with you?
morgan: why not? it gives me something to ponder on when im in a pensive mood. at the same time, i enjoy analysis. why do you care?
evie: is that the question? that's too easy..
kurt:you cant get away that fast, here's one: what makes a guy so hot you would consider you know...doing it sans love?
evie: he has to make me tremble just by looking at me, i dunno how he could do that though hahaha. he has to be straight forward without being rude or arrogant. of course, he has to be somewhat attractive (animalistic) and witty.
morgan: duh every wants that in a man.
evie: why do you care??? now let's ask the wallflower...why are you such a prude
willow: im just scared of regrets.what if things dont work out right? what if im not enough for him? what if...
kurt and evie: enough of the drama, we're sleepy! you bore us to death hahahaha